Multi-faceted remote-first creative who turns silence into episodes, walls into murals, elections into memes, and condos into Christmas. I storyboard, code, animate, direct, edit, host-then do the charity auction. Art is therapy, Adobe is therapy, deadlines are therapy. Everything ships, everything heals, everything loops. Valedictorian, CBC set builder, podcast co-host, party president, mural co-founder-I’ve shipped 90-minute binges that hit 25K live, painted boots for street kids, built sites that lease $6.5M lofts, and co-directed hospital art programs where cancer patients painted their way out of pain. Now I live in the sticks with Jim and the dog, shipping from the porch, no office needed. Hire me, I’ll make your brand feel like a conversation nobody wants to end.